The Honourable John Kerry
U.S. Senator, Massachusetts
241 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510I
Dear Senator Kerry
Image that you're a good guy who has been hypnotized. When you come to your senses you see that you are wearing a pirate suit. You are holding a knife and a bag of other peoples' money. You are standing on the deck of somebody else's ship, and you are up to your elbows in blood. What do you do?
You do this. You drop the knife and the money and you turn yourself in. You go home. You can make sense of it later. The cleaning crew will take care of the mess.